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Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.
My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.
by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016
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Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.
BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"
by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018
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ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.
"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."
by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018
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ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.
Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.
by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023
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Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.
My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.
by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017
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Ghost Of Luxembourg

The “Ghost of Luxembourg “is a creature that has been haunting the streets of the benelux country for years. It seems that he mostly appears in international breaks to stat pad goals against the poor people of Luxembourg from the penalty spot. His identity is not yet proven, but scientists suspect that the creature is Portuguese football star “Cristiano Ronaldo
When the people from the Country thought they were finally save, the Ghost of Luxembourg struck from the penalty spot to bring terror over the whole state once again
by Joe Swanston March 27, 2023
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Ghost-blowing

The metaphorical dick sucking of a friend/colleague with a high regard of praise to others while the aforementioned friend/colleague is not around.
Cody was ghost-blowing you yesterday for your skill with the ladies.
by McFuzznut April 27, 2022
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