boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Ghost-blowing

The metaphorical dick sucking of a friend/colleague with a high regard of praise to others while the aforementioned friend/colleague is not around.

Cody was ghost-blowing you yesterday for your skill with the ladies.

by McFuzznut April 27, 2022

ghost cone

When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.

"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".

by 420lol April 4, 2020

Ghost Beard

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.

Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.

by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Ghosted relationship

Ghosted relationship is where a man/woman who dissapeared and did not talk or text their partners.

Ghosted relationship ? Just break up

by AA 💜 December 2, 2018

ghost hangover

the ghost hangover is one that you experience after multiple days of serious binge drinking. you keep escaping a hangover because you begin your day by getting drunk again....but once you stop drinking, the ghost hangover sneaks up on you!

98% of holiday weekends are followed by a ghost hangover.....

dude, i had a serious ghost hangover this morning after our holiday weekend!

i felt fine the last few days, and then the ghost hangover showed up at my job this morning!

by hello adub May 24, 2010