A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).
A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.
Oh fuck off fester!
Dude Fester fucked a duck!
Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
Oh fuck off fester!
Dude Fester fucked a duck!
Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
by Bottombait October 10, 2022
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1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
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Definition: To live in false austerity in an attempt to entice the devil into making a deal.
Definition: To live in false austerity in an attempt to entice the devil into making a deal.
Austere: to live a modest or simple manner. - without luxury
Fausterity in definition, is to live in a manner that is untrue in nature to the act of living in Austerity. Faking out the devil ain't cool.
Fausterity in definition, is to live in a manner that is untrue in nature to the act of living in Austerity. Faking out the devil ain't cool.
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Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.
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