Satan

Satan is kind of the leader of hell and maybe the punisher of hell. Some says below Satan's level are priests in hell. Although we don't know about this, but people believe stories on written walls are of a man who is extraordinary. Confirmed he is Irish, people are discovering new artefacts of this man, which also could be satan.

Goddamn, those crooks. They're strung by Satan.

by Koin'tf Jeff April 16, 2020

Satanism

Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:

Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.

Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness

Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.

"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."

by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 3, 2020

Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019

Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.

Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!

by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 17, 2020

Satan

Satan will be bound for thousand of years by the rapture 2028

Satan Will Lose Against 2nd coming of Christ

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil

Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad

by Moose lips January 30, 2019