sawg flu

twist on swine flu. meaning your swag's presently at an all time low.

dude1: man that chick was not buying what i was sellin' one bit.

dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!

by DePue rep. June 24, 2010

Swine Flu

‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

“Chris caught the swine flu last night.”

by C-10 March 4, 2011

Baby Flu

Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.

Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.

Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.

by Robbysin April 5, 2012

Flu baby

Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.

Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .

by Bwc21 December 19, 2023

mexi-flu

hangover

He had the mexi-flu. He was very sick. And he was alone.

by Ninja-katten May 5, 2009

Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.

"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"

by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021

Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

by kennypet July 11, 2018