Face Pants

for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!

Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!

by Didymus90 April 11, 2010

face to face-book

A face to face meeting between two people who originally get to know each other on facebook.

It was interesting to find out that the bride and groom were a "face to face-book" connection.

by Bryan C P T April 25, 2007

Face Wash

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?

This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

by take that! February 14, 2006

Face Rape

Changing someone's facebook status without consent.

i cant belive you face raped me

by tezpellet October 14, 2009

face melting

What shadow priests do. World of Warcraft FOTM forum posts were always full of casuals asking questions about class re-rolling. One asked if Shadow Priests were any good. The first response, and the two hundred or so responses afterwards confirmed, Shadow Priests melted faces.

This was a time before the game was nerfed, Pandas existed, and the original community left the game.

Person1: Queue up for the arena.
Person2: "But you're specced damage, not heal?!"
Person1: "Yep. I will melt faces.
Person2: "Oh yeah, forgot about face melting."

by Jackson33 March 7, 2017

face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community

"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.

by PrisonGuard April 5, 2007

face rape

To forcibly remove the helmet from another (American) football player in the course of a play, especially if a personal foul penalty is not called.

Todd Lapham, FOX Sports color commentator: They face raped him!

(Comment made during the University of Texas vs. Iowa State University football game on 13 October 2007. Comment occurred at 8:05 remaining in the first quarter.)

by Longhorn fan October 29, 2007