what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Leesburg Florida

A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example

“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”

“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”

“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”

Welcome to Leesburg Florida

by Ax1459 April 2, 2025

Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025

Florida Icing

While having sex, the guy finishes and immediately tags his grandfather or other geriatric male(who's been jacking off the entire time in the closet) in to ejaculate on her face.

"Grandpa told me for Christmas this year, I'll be getting a Florida Icing!"

by Supa Dupa Poopa June 9, 2025