by de las calles March 23, 2005
Get the east side locos mug.A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
by GTD August 10, 2007
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East Oakland- home of da homicide winnaz and da most skraperz in town. The spot where erryone grows sellz and smokez anythin dat getz u high azzah mutha.
by LiL MiZZlE June 6, 2004
Get the east oakland mug.East Dallas were all people mix.North Dallas is all white people,South D. is black,West is all Mexicans And East mixes it up.Home of ESH (East Side Homies) and OED (Old East Dallas)and many otherz.
by Mz.Trueblue July 19, 2006
Get the East Dallas mug.East Oxnard is the Ghetto, you'll find mostly Mexicans and few blacks.Walking on the east at night is like walking in the jungle at night.Its wild kid!
by Mike Ski August 25, 2005
Get the East Oxnard mug.The high school musical schools. Although it may look like a jail from the outside but, anyone who steps inside (even snobby Naperville kids) wish they went there. Most school spirit in the area and even though the OPD stay trying to shut it down the student body is the craziest bunch you'll ever meet.
"You go to oswego east"
"Yeah"
"Lucky that place is gorgeous"
OR
"You go to OEHS?"
"Yeah"
"Isn't the OPD up all your asses?"
"Yea they just mad because they never knew how to party like this"
"Yeah"
"Lucky that place is gorgeous"
OR
"You go to OEHS?"
"Yeah"
"Isn't the OPD up all your asses?"
"Yea they just mad because they never knew how to party like this"
by Someone you wish you were September 12, 2015
Get the oswego east mug.Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.
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