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emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013
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emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?
by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014
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Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
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Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally
The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.
by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018
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emotication

The act of using an emoji representative of a person's actual face in real-time.
And yes, that emotication of Janet is 100% accurate.
by ti sh September 15, 2018
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emotional support gun

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.
«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
by Suveva December 21, 2022
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