douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

douche dart

An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.

I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.

or

"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"

"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."

by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009

Douche Bag

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011

Suit Douche

A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.

A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."

by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009

douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010

Hasher Douche

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.

"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"

by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008

Hyper Douche

few have reached this level of doucheyness, one must hone their abilities for years to reach the zen-like state of hyper douche

-dude, jeff just fucked up my chances with colleen

-wow, hes a real hyper douche

by Zach Coty June 3, 2004