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Dork Brandon

Anyone who thinks calling our President "Brandon" makes them look witty.
"I called Biden Brandon, 'cause, uh,...." -Dork Brandon
by Orangebeard August 27, 2022
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love me love my dork

its the hottest guy in middle skool, the cutest, the nicest, the most senistive, the hottest did i mention this , a lot of girls crushes, mi lover lol maria, and the subject of a lot of convos.. and i love him soo much!
omg love me love my dork! we love him soo f'in much well i do as u all no
by cmor April 24, 2005
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dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.
Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Derkin jihab

Ideas behind understanding the phenomenon that is as such.
by Steve McBailer February 18, 2008
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Derkin

A sentence enhancer. Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, etc.
A: The kids were just derkin around today.

B: All the derkin time

C: That Derk!!
by OnlySometimes August 25, 2013
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derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013
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Dork

A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.
I saw the blondie with the nice fat ass over by the bar and I really wanted to dork her big time.
by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007
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