cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

by therealdougie March 7, 2011

ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

by the ducker August 20, 2007

Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015

Shadow Dicking

The act of one or more shining a flashlight at their penis in a dark room to create interesting shapes on the wall which sometimes resemble animals.

A. Last night we got together and were shadow dicking for hours.

B. When I'm shadow dicking by myself I use an LED light .

by SirapT February 2, 2017

Dooking

Plunging your head into a receptacle to retrieve an item.

On Halloween the children were dooking for apples.

by r8r4 November 6, 2009

double dicking

two people each dicking the other around

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.

by tbigs April 7, 2010

dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!

"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"

by sheeet June 20, 2006