male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”
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sling ding

a tight rubber dick in ass or pussy
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sling ding

a tight fiting rubber dick a a pussy or ass
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ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
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brain ding

look its brain ding
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shing ding king

A person named Bruce who's the absolute party god and ofcourse the world renowned shing ding king.
We having a shing ding! with the one and only shing ding king! He's so awesome omg!!
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