Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021

Bill Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Bill Debroungh because he's a fictional character It

I watch IT and I see Bill and now I have Bill Depression

by adetozier January 6, 2021

Danganronpa Depression

The feeling you get when your favorite character dies or gets executed.

Person A: Dude, you good?
Person B: No bro.............(fav character) just died.....
Person A: Ah Danganronpa Depression...........

by gaygaygayagygayagayagyaggayyyy March 31, 2022

Mathematical-depression

The sinking feeling of walking out of an exam room, following a not-so-successful maths exam

alt. explenation: Feeling very sad after a maths exam not going well

Hey man, how'd the test go?
Not good, severe case of mathematical-depression going on over here.

by McCoffee May 22, 2017

mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work

“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”

“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”

by Mr Manns bald spot February 1, 2021

mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.

“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”

by your.local.windowframe February 1, 2021

Depression Speedrun

The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.

"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"

by rigbygender January 30, 2022