The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with

Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?

by Dustin69 September 18, 2020

Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)

Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?

by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020

F Depression

Definition: F Depression means Breaking the barriers of Anxiety, Depression and

Mental illness.

We should focus on being happy today and say F Depression !

by Chevron $hawty August 11, 2022

Monroe Depression

The feeling you get when you have to go from your wonderful perfect life, straight down into the deepest darkest pits of the hell-scape known as Monroe Louisiana.

Monroe Depression makes me want to paint the wall with my own brains while my children watch.

by BLXDEE September 10, 2022

Conical Depression

Geometry Dash extreme demon. Awful gameplay, 1.0 style. Made as a joke.

#278 on Demon List as of 9/12/2022

conical depression gave me clinical depression

by Wiktionarious September 12, 2022

Motivated depression

A mindset and a state of being when one does not care if they continue but continues to do what is necessary, living each day one at a time in hopes that the fruit of their labor will make up for the struggle and unwillingness in life.

Sean suffers from motivated depression. That's why he still attends school even though he wants to die

by RiceMonster December 14, 2021

Danganronpa Depression

The feeling you get when your favorite character dies or gets executed.

Person A: Dude, you good?
Person B: No bro.............(fav character) just died.....
Person A: Ah Danganronpa Depression...........

by gaygaygayagygayagayagyaggayyyy March 31, 2022