Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.

Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite

by llama-corns November 30, 2019

No Hands Dance

When you are trying to dance with a girl at a club and she tries to get away you hang on for dear life.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.

Guy 1: "Hey it looks like Mike's girl finally gave up"

Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"

Guy 1: *Laughs*

by fan187 February 18, 2011

Serj Dance

Serj Tankian's swing hip dance he does at the end of the System of a Down video, "SUGAR!"

uh, Serj's dance makes me cream my pants!!
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by Urine May 12, 2003

fap dancing

A "classy" term for jerking off.

Rowen: "Cya guys, I gotta go back to my room and go fap dancing."
Michael: "You slut."

by Rowen Tych April 16, 2005

Jackie Dance

Dancing like a crazy fool, especially when intoxicated. Head goes to the floor and one's butt shakes uncontrollably.

" Hey! Look who's doing the Jackie Dance!"

by jdance4lyfe January 28, 2010

dance mom

Overweight mothers that try to make their daughters live out their dream of being a dancer, since they failed at it. A very group of egotistical women who live off their rich husband, while they sit on their fat asses barking orders at their daughters. These types of people should be avoided at all cost usually can spot them in suburbans. Ironically their daughter will more than likely end up just like their mothers and do the same thing to their kids, basically a repeating cycle of failures.

"I would never force my daughter to do something she didn't enjoy".

"Dance moms are lame"

by Blunktoker January 12, 2014

Brick Dance

a dance you have to do to please the gods of the columbian dancing dust. Dealers will usually ask u to perform a brick dance for them before they give you your brick.

Nancy, did a nice brick dance on the pool table. give her the mota.

by sgtpepperaut December 19, 2007