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Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.
Not just any events, however - said events must be:
-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"
Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.
Not just any events, however - said events must be:
-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"
Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!
Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.
Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah
Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.
Brian: lol already on it
Rob: shred the gnar
Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.
Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah
Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.
Brian: lol already on it
Rob: shred the gnar
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The act of chronicly masterbating while hanging upside down on monkey bars smoking bubbonic chronic marijuana.
by Chuck Reins September 24, 2023
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Get the chronic strap lover mug.Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.
"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"
by Tobbis January 17, 2024
Get the Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) mug.Bob: Hey, you might want to skip going for a jog in the morning.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I can see you spraining your ankle. I have Chronambulism. It lets me observe events in time, as if I am there, but I can not change the event.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I can see you spraining your ankle. I have Chronambulism. It lets me observe events in time, as if I am there, but I can not change the event.
by Spoxun November 14, 2023
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2.They are a group of homosexual strange creatures
3.A word for a being who lacks the ability to use brain power
2.They are a group of homosexual strange creatures
3.A word for a being who lacks the ability to use brain power
1. John has become Chronikos.
2. The Chronikos are attempting to protect their land.
3. Robert is a chronikos
2. The Chronikos are attempting to protect their land.
3. Robert is a chronikos
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