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crotch munchies

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you
by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022
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Rotten Crotch

To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.

A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly”

“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
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Crotch Afro

A word for a crotch that has long pubic hair that resembles an Afro.
"Dammit, looks like i'm getting a Crotch Afro again."
by NegativeMolasses October 31, 2019
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Crotch creeper

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.
Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.
by SamandAsh November 3, 2019
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Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022
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crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.
"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"
by croch-rot May 15, 2003
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Crotch Bag

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.
OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!
by Renée R July 9, 2006
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