colostomybag

A colossal douchebag; Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk, asshole, and blown pasting the upper echelons of douchebag status.

Javier's unabated shenanigans at our tea party last night puts him on a whole new level of douchebaggery, one which warrants an upgrade to colostomybag status!

by scoopapoopa August 13, 2011

coobs

1. To be cooler than cool. Coobs has worked its way into internet chat slang. Used mainly in MSN conversations and mmorpg chats, this word is a hip twist on a combination of the words cool and boobs, which elevates its meaning above plain old cool.

The most common use for coobs stems from talking to your friends on msn. They may say something that you don't really feel like responding to, and that's when you type "coobs". They'll be like, "sweet, he was listening", when you really weren't.

by Ian Aitchison May 27, 2006

Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.

Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.

by RudeApproved March 25, 2011

cool

1. awesome, great or fantastic.

2. in fashion.

3. neither hot nor cold, but colder than warm.

4. agreeing, or agreeable

1. paramore is cool!

2. that shirt is cool!

3. person1 - bloody hell, its cold out here.
person2 - nah, its just cool

4. person1 - going down the park?
person2 - yeah, thats cool.

by leeko22arsenal December 10, 2007

Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

by sashbri2 May 23, 2009

cool nancy

its when a girl plays with herself with a popsicle (of your flavor) and then you lick it off of her

Man, i just gave her a cool nancy!

by gangstaH007 May 12, 2010

cooksourced

Stealing copyrighted material without contacting or compensating the original author.

Wow, great poem, Dave! You actually wrote that?" "No, I cooksourced it from Billy Collins on the Internet to impress a girl.

by Sedagive November 6, 2010