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pressure cooker 

A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.
Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord
pressure cooker by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
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Yann Cooke 

That one person who is not chill. You should avoid at all costs.
Person1: Did you see that guy
Person2: ye, I bet his name was Yann Cooke
Yann Cooke by FeisterThroneSucks October 20, 2019

Rice Cooker 

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.
Id ride a harley any day rather than one of those rice cookers
Rice Cooker by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006

Pressure cooker 

Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!

Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
Pressure cooker by Isaiahistoohot October 7, 2016

pressure cookers 

its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size
the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers
pressure cookers by irene September 24, 2003

corn-cocked 

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"
corn-cocked by ReZeroX June 22, 2008