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Pressure cooker

Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!

Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
by Isaiahistoohot October 7, 2016
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pressure cookers

its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size
the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers
by irene September 24, 2003
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corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"
by ReZeroX June 22, 2008
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Crooked Rainbow

Another term for the Gay Mafia or a gay militant, but it implying a culture of political corruption and rabid violence going far beyond the usual stereotype.

The term was first coined in promotional materials for "Stationery Voyagers," referring to the satirical "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against All Possible Criticism" that frequently harassed, threatened, and threw bombs at the story's heroes and vandalized their property out of revenge for the heroes refusing to endorse the group's social agendas.

The term alludes to incidents of gay organizations that have attacked and vandalized churches in both Lansing and Canada.

Corrupt politicians, evil filmmakers, communists, anarchists, and demonic bobcats (in the story at least) all seek to manipulate the Crooked Rainbow to aid their own agendas. And achieve this by promising special privileges that nobody else in society has ("rights") as a reward for going along. Resulting in the Crooked Rainbow participating in every single cuckoo fringe Leftist cause around hoping for a future reward.

Not straight = crooked

Whereas a Gay Mafiosi would simply be dictatorial, a Crooked Rainbow Militant would break electoral confidentiality, find out who voted "no" on a gay marriage proposal, stalk that voter, and greet the voter with a Molotov cocktail to the face, all while foaming at the mouth and screaming.

The term "Crooked Rainbow" plays on anti-Occupy Wall Street movement sentiments also.
Jane: "Can you believe what SoulFarce did over the weekend?"

John: "What?"

Jane: "They urinated all over the basement of that church down the street from us, and smashed all its windows."

John: "I thought it was the church five blocks down that was giving them problems? Isn't the one they attacked friendly to their causes? Can't they get their targets straight before they get violent?"

Jane: "'Fraid not. These aren't the harmless fuzzball friendly neighborhood types. These guys are Crooked Rainbow. They attack anything with a cross on it."

John: "Crap. Good thing we're not in Canada, or it'd be illegal for us to report the facts to the local paper."

*John and Jane are both immediately assaulted with molotov fire*
by ObscuredBeyond December 16, 2011
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Half-choked

You choke but at the same time you don't choke
Oh SHIT I half-choked
by Itszaksixx November 19, 2017
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pressure cooker

a place or situation of high personal stress (from a cooking vessel that does not allow air or water to escape below a certain pressure)
They found themselves in more of a pressure cooker than they expected.
by The Return of Light Joker October 6, 2010
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Pressure Cooker

A messed up sexual move similiar to a cleaveland steamer or Hot Karl but the other partner puts his/her lips on your ass and sucks a fart out
"Hey did you see that video with the guy giving another guy a pressure cooker?"
by Sathinnis December 9, 2008
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