dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
by imthegaybitchyoudontwannafight October 29, 2021
Get the condommug. Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
by Stitches June 1, 2015
Get the Jungle condommug. Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.
I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?
by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021
Get the Condom-mintmug. by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022
Get the Condommug. Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.
"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."
by villy manilly January 2, 2021
Get the condom nectarmug. An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
Get the business condomsmug. Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 6, 2019
Get the Condommug.