In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 February 25, 2016
When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.
by thewiseguy97 January 18, 2014
1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.
2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.
2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.
"Yo I can't go to school today."
"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"
"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"
"Ah... Truck Cold."
"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"
"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"
"Ah... Truck Cold."
by Flavoured_Air February 01, 2018
My hooker girlfriend always takes the garbage can to the street, but she was crunk, so I had to cold roll that sucka down the driveway myself. Never again, that's a dirty whores job.
by Wormauminer June 18, 2016
by rmme56 October 27, 2017
The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020