check me in the back

The feeling To have shit ones self and need a friend for confirmation to make sure

"Aww man I ate a lot of burritos and I farted maybe even sharted,can you check me in the back"

by Austin Caballero March 12, 2014

twat check

Noun:
a short-term sexual episode with a woman the purpose of which is to make sure that the fit of the twat hasn't been tampered with (i.e. by another man's dick. a.k.a.
A booty call.
A way to keep the pimp hand strong

I hadn't seen my jump off all week, so she was due for a twat check.

by Kenney Jones December 3, 2005

TJ CHECKOUT

The failure to checkout passed out, lubed up, ass up discreetly snoring while waiting for your trick.

TJ CHECKOUT: Lex Motel 6

by Splenda Daddy May 31, 2009

Double Check

When a message gets delivered and read without a response.

That fuccboi double checked me

by bossloaf November 4, 2015

Boat Check

What greazy, chicken eating, malt-liquor drinking, unemployed niggers get every month - usually on the first of the month. By the way, niggers say "mumph" instead of "month". Usually used to gamble at riverboat casinos such as the Majestic Star Casino in Gary, the Trump Casino in Gary, or the Beanblossom in Watts.

"Muthafucka, what iz you doin' tonight"

"Aw hell, nigga, you know it be da first of da mumph. I'm fin' to git my boat check on, denz I'm gonna gitz my chicken on, denz my Fuchs on!"

BLAUGH!

by Lamont Alouysius Hari November 11, 2004

Density Check

To strike ones penis against anothers forehead resulting in an audible "thump". Often used to test the erection level of the penis.

Just before Luke put his penis in Megans mouth, he performed a density check to test that he had a full erection.

by Lexicon Lenny April 3, 2003

heart check

When you're fresh in the system and other inmates or convicts want to see if you have heart/will stick up for yourself. Usually involves getting jumped by all of the torpedoes in your car when you least expect it (ie. shower or yard/exercise).

If you fail the heart check, you can pretty much kiss your commissary and welfare packets/extras away.

Houseman: Yo, easy money coming thru the door. I heard some of our new bunkies are paid members. Heart check them and see if they hoe up or not
*fish gets heart checked and hoes up like a bitch*
*fish now gets punked for soups every day*

by g-wiz-916 September 10, 2016