camel

An ugly female that you ride to get out of the desert. Similar to A Moped. Be careful, as they are very protective of their rider, they will not let any other female around him for fear of losing their jockey.

Dude, I'm dying. I haven't got laid in three months.

Bro, you need a Camel to get out of the Desert!

(Next Day)--

Sweet, I got some ass last night, but now I can't get her out of my apartment.

by Cece June 18, 2005

Camel Toe Wednesday

A day of the week known regionally for overweight women in too-tight pants. Often in gyms, Wal-Marts, or "jogging", Camel Toes are seen when cotton or a polycotton blend shorts or pants are worn too-high or they are simply too tight, creating a "in the front wedgie" for women. (Not to be confused with Camel Tails, in men) Camel toes are not rare, you'll see them on any given day of the week, often in High School P.E classes. But Camel Toe Wednesday is a celebration of the disguting-ness of said Camel Toes. Often referred to as CTW.

One: Look at the Camel Toe on that girl! *points to girl across gym*
Two: Yeah! That's huge! Good thing it's Camel Toe Wednesday!
One: CTW! *high fives Two*

by Visit My Restaurant Arco Gas August 3, 2010

camel toe's toe

When the camel toe is so large that it has its own camel toe. Usually occuring on very large, fat and veloptuous women.

"Hey I can see your camel toe's toe"
"What? Im not that fat!"

by John Trian July 27, 2006

chameleon

a marijuana pipe that changes colors when smoked from

dude, we smoked so much my chameleon turned purple!

by Dude June 18, 2006

camel face

to have an unusually large uneven forehead. This is sometimes accompanied by large camel like lips.

thank goddness we don't know that girl, others i'd actually feel bad for making fun of her camel face.

by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003

Camel Tow

An awesome and creative name for a towing company.

Jake was cruising around town last night in his
restored Camaro when he blew a front tire and lost
control. He had to call Camel Tow to come and pull
him out of the ditch.

by whimzzical May 28, 2010

camel wow

A particularly massive camel toe of such an unthinkably large thickness and definedness that it makes almost all veiwers, male and female, stop and go " Wow! That's a big ole' toe! "

Her camel wow made for a superb hiding place for the witness protection client, who, to their mutual delight, was a compulsive cunny-quaffer.

by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003