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chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats
I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
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school chair

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
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Shotgun Chair

Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.

The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.

Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014
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If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020
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Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.
graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?
by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023
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Cuck Chair

A chair that a cuck sits on when hes watching his girl being ass fucked
Bernardo: Yoooo eric is that your cuck chair
by EIRCKKCKOBJNILF July 24, 2025
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