Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

by iamamanufan September 17, 2012

tater chips

a tater chip is when a guy or girl eats a girl out and leaves her juices on his/her face and lets it dry and then peels it off and eats it like a tater chip

johnny went down on suzzie and came up and made tater chips and ate them for a snack

by taterboy69 March 22, 2009

the chainsaw

The sexual act of taking a girl's virginity while she sits atop a working dryer filled with 4-5 pairs of shoes or otherwise bulky items.

note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.

Yo bitch, these last few-- haha I'm just playin. Seriously, what I was gonna say was that these last few months we've spent together have been really special and I was thinking that maybe we could step it up a bit. What do I have in mind? Hahah. Well I really wanna do the chainsaw. Don't laugh! Haha. C'mon. This means a lot to me, and my mom just got a Kenmore.

by Maytag September 18, 2006

all that and a bag of chips

see all that
tha baddest

mj iz all that and a bag of chips

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

by cockcussion May 12, 2009

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Poppin' Chips

The act of smoking some weed.

Jason and I were poppin' chips last night in the park.

by Noah October 2, 2004