chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
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Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.
Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy
by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022
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sauce chair

by snik September 26, 2017
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chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass
Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID
by Bin there done that September 24, 2020
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Faraj Chair

Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
There’s always a Faraj chair in a hotel room.
by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023
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Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.
Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
by Stair chair November 23, 2021
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Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 11, 2011
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