Ceren

A BOMBASTIC BANANA BUILT BITCH

omg thats ceren what a bombastic banana built bitch

by luluapo May 11, 2023

Ceremony

This is why events unnerve me
They find it all, a different story
Notice whom for wheels are turning
Turn again and turn towards this time
All she asks is the strength to hold me
Then again the same old story
Word will travel, oh so quickly
Travel first and lean towards this time

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows it's got to be this time
Watching her, these things she said
The times she cried
Too frail to wake this time

Oh, I'll break them down, no mercy shown
Heaven knows, it's got to be this time
Avenues all lined with trees
Picture me and then you start watching
Watching forever
Forever
Watching love grow, forever
Letting me know, forever

Ceremony

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

Careponky

a stupid spanish monkee

Callate puta estupido CAREPONKY!!!

by Joaquín Guzmán June 25, 2023

cerectional facility

A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.

To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.

"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT

by bolivari July 28, 2023

cerem

Bad thang, fine as hell, thick as fuck
Oh my god, that's my baby

Cerem is dumb thicc

by cerussy August 8, 2023

cerem

They say all is fair in love and war and I ain't 'fraid to risk it all
Fuck it, if I trip and fall, barely do I miss your call
Safe to say you got me open, miss me, girl, I miss you morе
Soon as you walk through my door, I need your panties on the floor
I swear that you ain't got a flaw
It was lovе at the first time you let me hit it raw
If I shine, then we both shine, but let you shine more
Go above, beyond for her, my machete mi amore
Fuck who you was with before
'Cause you look better next to me, respectfully
Any nigga tryna get to you, he gotta check with me
Girl, that's just the principle, don't try to call that jealousy
I'm tryna start a legacy, add you to my pedigree
Can't you see

cerem makes the water warm

by ulajberdangonnarockthatshiet August 8, 2023