When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
by Sicem bears August 05, 2020
a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.
"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"
"oh whats the coochina cave?"
"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1
"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"
"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
"oh whats the coochina cave?"
"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1
"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"
"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
by maxorcist May 25, 2025
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
by Pastrami Salami April 21, 2011
by Cunted March 04, 2023
by SueEJustCause October 19, 2015
The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 20, 2010