When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
by Pirate Princess Pounder February 26, 2014
by KEVJMCC April 08, 2010
The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 04, 2020
A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
by MrTaterCat February 07, 2012
When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns
by Edgemaster420691488 December 05, 2017
by Uncle Jibbie October 19, 2009
To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia
by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017