Captain Capeman

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF

Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.

by retro October 23, 2003

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page

Captain Galbraith strikes again!

by Adam Adamson May 13, 2008

Captain Biffington

A 40 ounce of beer.

"Well I see Jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a Captain Biffington!"

by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009

Captain Tractor

A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.

Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.

"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."

by The Denominator December 12, 2008

Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.

Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.

by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022

Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016