canada's history

The act of stabbing a grandma and fucking a horse. The grandma part is foreplay.

Yo, last night I was involved in an hour long hands-on lecture on Canada's history. Awesome?

by thx11ait February 4, 2010

Canada

The Hufflepuff of the world

1: yo man, where you from.

2: Canada.

1: wow. that's like, the hufflepuff of the world.

by AH687 November 21, 2011

candace

she a hoe. like mega mega hoe but she chill though. she got hella hoes but still want sum real.

bruh that girl is such a candace

by jaedaddy October 31, 2018

Canada's History

A sexual act. Canada is referred to as "America's Fuzzy Hat." You give your girlfriend a "fuzzy hat" by having ten of your friends masturbate on her hair, and then you "smuggle drugs back across the border" by having anal sex with her, and then drugging her with morphine. You finish the act by putting a Canadian and an American dollar in her anus and leaving it there.

Dude, I totally did Canada's History with my girlfriend last night. It was wild.

by yesplz4930843980 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.

The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.

by Hippopotannonymous February 4, 2010

Canada

America's flannel clad bitch.

Hey Canada-get me a beer and iron my shirt.

by Cold Rolled May 25, 2016

Candad

A country that originated from the minecraft streaming YouTuber Skeppy. He misspelled it on live stream while planking his friend, coming up with Candad. A whole new country.

Wanna visit Candad?

by TestosteroneMan June 25, 2019