A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.
Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.
Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.
Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
"Damn that condom"
by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

A condom is a pecado
by Sione4 October 31, 2017

by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.
A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.
by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 6, 2019

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
