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Bagged

A term used to describe the action of a quick kidnapping by shoving the unsuspecting victim into a large duffel bag.
He was bagged by the man
by sammyenderboy27 January 4, 2017
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saggy baggy

he got kicked in the saggy baggy and hes all sick now
by thebootsybeast November 5, 2010
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Dildo Baggins

The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.

A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.

A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
"I have a fucking Normal dick!"
"Stop bitchin, stop being such a Dildo Baggins."
by 97rc92 September 22, 2010
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baggins

something small, but virtuous, and willing to go the distance.
Wow, this pair of socks is really baggins.

Man, I can't believe that protest group is so baggins.
by ianbennett December 16, 2009
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Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys
Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.
by Filthychels December 23, 2016
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double bagger

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.
I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.
by Bob L July 3, 2003
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Dildo Baggins

A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).

He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He bummed a ciggarette off me again.

Bloody Dildo Baggins!
by Beelzebub234 October 13, 2011
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