British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.

"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."

by majic mike May 23, 2025

British redwings

The act of sucking a bloody tampon after removing it. It can be done solo or as a bonding experience.

Jon awhile eating his girl out, pulled out the tampon and sucked on it gaining his British redwings

by Folded4Skin May 24, 2025

British baller

Y’all wanna be me so bad

British baller is a positive person

by yowhatup1279 November 21, 2021

Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.

by Britishdriver April 5, 2024

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.

Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021