Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Flicker Blumpkin

when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping

yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl

by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024

Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.

My wife gave me a blumpkin

by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024

Blumpkin

A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.

"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.

My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.

by Big Chad February 28, 2025

Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet

That rhode Island blumpkin was so smelly

by anonymous March 4, 2023