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you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde.

Blonde means stupid basically
Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!
Blonde by Cherry1977 July 23, 2009
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Concrete Blonde 

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
Concrete Blonde by trendelz August 13, 2012

blonde air 

This is what you breath when you are around blondes. Just being around them makes you stupider. You just get ditzy.
OMG I had a blonde waitress today that just could not get our order right. It's like the air around them is blonde air and it make you stupid too.
blonde air by boobralicious December 22, 2009

busty blonde

Damn this girl at my table is a busty blonde!
busty blonde by Ag.:1 February 24, 2017

JUNGKOOK WITH BLONDE HAIR 

SHEJWKKDJHEBBWKSKS JUNGKOOK WITH BLONDE HAIR IS SOMETHING THAT WILL KEEP U UP ALLLL NIGHT SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JUNGKOOK STANS😬😬😬😬
Girl 1: (see jungkook with blonde hair)

The girl 1’s Funeral

blonde mafia 

A group of blondes that date rich white guys that think They are better they are defintley wansters.
The brunette know as Lori kicked the blonde mafia's ass.

blondesinine 

Something so absurd and so foolish, that it takes a blonde to do it. And not just any blonde; I'm talking about the dumbest, most intolerable, idiotic bitches on the planet.