Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

blind side challenge

Finding the biggest black guy you can and let him cum on your face forcing them shut. Based off the movie “The Blind Side”

Did you see her new boyfriend

Yeah they have to try the Blind Side Challenge

by Rhuan99 September 6, 2019

blind man's bum

a game where a guy is blindfolded and humped by another guy and the guy getting humped needs to guess who humped him

Let's play blind man's bum
no that's gay

by h4cker 4ch4n July 2, 2020

blimboaf

The combination of extreme anger, followed by hunger, to the specific degree where you could literally eat a horse.

"Lin, you blimboaf, stop eating the neighbors please, that's the third time this week."

by Gr1mLoch3d July 15, 2021

blind rat

a girl named Nicole which is funny, beautiful, and amazing but also kinda looks like one of the three blind rats from Shrek when she puts on goofy glasses

Bobby is a blind rat

by I'm Vengeance March 31, 2022

Bling Blind

The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.

Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!

by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009

Rolling Blind

Rolling a joing in insufficient/non-existand light, often leading to a poorly constructed roll.

'Dude, that joint looks wack!'

'Yeah sorry man, was rolling blind.'

by Eleefant July 15, 2009