split tail beaver

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016

Beaver

A very hairy vagina

Damn son, that bitch had the worst beaver I've ever seen!

by B-real-phi-kap March 23, 2009

Beaver Boy

A boy with rediculously large two front teeth. Often insecure about himself so he *her in the case of beaver girl* makes fun of other people, most notably tall people.

"Beaver Boy, no one loves you, piss off."

by Bleggggg March 30, 2007

Beaver Fever

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beavering

The act of oral copulation between a shaved orangutang and a hack director.

Harry and Brett were beavering away in the background.

by Schfooge January 21, 2015

Viva La Beaver

Long live the the beaver.

Dag: "Hail to me. Daggett, ruler of the river. Viva La Beaver!"

by The Bleck Man March 12, 2010