by Iwan October 25, 2009
When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.
“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”
“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.
“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.
by DJ Nipslip July 17, 2021
the act of making the bed while some person lies underneath while you parachute the sheets, pleasure to many joy to all
aka also can be a term for sex in the bed
aka also can be a term for sex in the bed
by qoodvibes March 25, 2017
"oh damn it's 12'oclock"
"I have not yet exercised and am to tired to actually complete a proper workout"
"I will just do a few bed-ups, that will keep me feeling good about myself"
"I have not yet exercised and am to tired to actually complete a proper workout"
"I will just do a few bed-ups, that will keep me feeling good about myself"
by Jackypale May 06, 2013
Loft bed is a fancy name for a bunk bed. Meant for the use of a college dorm, children or guys who try to make a career out of skateboarding.
by Loft bed loser July 30, 2015
term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....
by sheila in the car October 06, 2009