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Barangay Fuckboy

A Filipino teenager who engages in barangay fuckboy activities such as: Vaping, having a black name usually, buying shitty phones from brands like Redmi/Huawei, and plays basketball, and maybe poor dental care.
Yoo Ian reminds me of those barangay fuckboys, haha. Did you see his teeth?
by .38 Special, Education May 25, 2024
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Batwank.

The art of hanging upside-down whilst masterbating. Combined with wearing a frock that falls over your head adding to the experience of being "blind as a bat".
You ever had a batwank mate....

Batwank....seriously what the f is that...

Well it's......
by AKingscott1980 June 28, 2024
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Batang Kankaloo

Batang kankaloo means legitimate citizens of and people residing in Kalookan.
"Mga lehitimong taga-Kalookan at mga taong nakatira sa Kalookan."

Kankaloo came from the reversed word of Kalookan.

"Binaligtad na salitang Kalookan."
Batang Kankaloos are described as hardworking, diligent, loving, cheerful, honest, helpful and compassionate.

"Ang mga Batang Kankaloo ay itinuturing na masisipag, matitiyaga, mapagmahal, masayahin, matapat, matulungin at may aksyon at malasakit sa kapwa."
by Elysam September 6, 2024
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
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Batman

Who’s Batman?
Allen Robertson: “I am
by The Bruce Wane December 29, 2024
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Batana

A rich natural oil from the nuts of the American Palm Tree. apparently it is very good for your hair
John Johnson Jimmy John: Dang, this Batana Oil has made my hair the happiest it's ever been!
Mr. Misheard: Banana Oil? what are you on about?
by AbstractHead February 15, 2026
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