Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 7, 2008

Bar wood

A boner you get from getting drunk. Uncontrolable
Mind of its own.

Don't touch my bar wood!

by Drewince March 11, 2007

done bar

an extreme state of being done or just finished; one that cannot be easily recovered from.

-man that party was crazy last night
-yea man i was done bar last night

-shit i can't even keep my eyes open i am sooo done bar

-got into an accident yesterday, my car is done bar

by Bacon O December 14, 2010

Three-Barred

In any game in the Call of Duty Series, the act of being killed countless times due to a bad connection (read latent connection) and then to be chastised and labelled a NOOB. This often leads to broken controllers and headsets from smashing them in frustration. Frequently, swearing is involved.

WHAT!!! WTF!!!! I SHOT THAT GUY....I PUT AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO HIM"...(looks at the connection)... OH GREAT! NOW I'M GETTING F**KING THREE-BARRED

by The Cheat WUTC January 24, 2011

Bar crawl

2+ people go to 2+ bars

“Vicki, do you want to go on a bar crawl tonight?” Alyssa said pensively. Vicki stopped in her tracks inquisitively and exclaimed, “oh yes!”

by Alyden August 9, 2019

barred out

to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?

p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f

by sexypalindrome January 22, 2022