Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021

Banana wave

The act of waving as if a banana were hand your hand with a closed fist. Same as the motion of jerking a cock.

Darrick didn't care what we had to say. He just gave us the banana wave.😒

by Boom Boom Taco Smasher November 11, 2015

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.

by One arm Joe March 15, 2007

Sugar Banana

Dried ejaculate on an erection.

"My sugar banana itched all day."

by Celer0n December 17, 2008

shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.

My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.

by sweetie2u July 13, 2011