gigantaqueer

Restarina Pageantina Tumalina Dolly Samone

The largest, biggest queen known in all of gaydom, neither man nor woman can comprehend its pussy so big it drags and leaves a shiney trail, like a snail early in the morning dew. Non pareilles. Unsurpassed in her queeniness.
Ms. Dolly Samone is THE gigantaqueer of Tennessee
by sweetie2u July 15, 2011
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shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.
My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.
by sweetie2u July 13, 2011
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