bader

a devine pair of shoes

that's a lovely pair of baders you've got on

by marky lyons January 14, 2010

badgerbadgerbadger

Now has another parody- footballbadgers.com

footie footie footie footie footie footie ENGLAND ENGLAND!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Bagel Orgy

Three or more people fucking while eating bagels at same time. Some say its the perfect combination.

I went to a bagel orgy last night. Got sooo much sex...and some bagels. It was fucking awesome!!

by Numnum555 March 1, 2011

nigerian bagel

where a man butfucks a partner. after the asshole is loose the man then shits in his partners asshole then the man goes back and packs in his shit in his partners asshole

go nigerian bagel your girlfriend.

by Mike Honcho from PlayGirl Mag March 7, 2008

growling at the badger

Although often used to indicate oral sex on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.

Growling at the badger is the orgasmic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.

Growling at the badger sound effects

Man: fnarr fnarr
Badger: *badger sounds*
Sausage:...

by A random member of the public adding to the Win that is urban dictionary February 18, 2008

jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

by huskerfan4life52 November 8, 2008

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009