Baroned

The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.

Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!

Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.

by Girls who've been Baroned March 9, 2009

baconizing

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

by Some guy March 8, 2004

Baconican

A Baconican is a Republican who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Republican came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconican!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007

Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon

last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy

by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011