bird splat

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

by El Traino December 15, 2009

Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.

Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.

by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012

bird sock

A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.

Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).

You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.

-I love it when you speak bird sock.

by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012

Bird (if you're from the south)

A female counterpart of a male, whom they are very much attracted to and are in a relationship. they are happy to see, hear, touch, smell and taste one another

Bird (if you're from the south) -

i.e "alright son what you got there then?!" " O alright geezer this is my BIRD" (kisses on the lips and looks lovingly into their eyes)

by tashaej250 April 4, 2012

bird food

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.

Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.

by darksydex3226 July 29, 2012

bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.

Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.

by MyMom January 24, 2013