Digidang Attack

When a gay person hits on a straight person.

I had a Digidang Attack yesterday.

by anonymous February 14, 2023

The Mac Attack

Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac

"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."

by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Ass-mud attack

On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.

"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".

by Vallaboratory June 16, 2013

chicken nugget attack

When you walk yo high ass into mcdonalds and take a peek at that menu like 'lemme get a muhfuckin uhhh' and you glance at them beautiful ass chicken nuggets and you stop. you stare, you envy. so you retrieve those nuggets. you gain so much nuggetry that it sends you into cardiac arrest.

Chicken Nugget Attack.

by TerryFlaps August 30, 2017

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

sheer heart attack

A definite heart attack. Something that could only be described as a heart attack. When you get this feeling it is a 100% undeniable fact, you’re having a heart attack.

Jim: Franklin are you okay?
Franklin: Yes, I’m fine.
Jim: What happened?
Franklin: I had a sheer heart attack.

by JediMurderer511 June 9, 2018