ARMY

A person that will always love and protect BTS from all bad things in the world

ARMYS need to love all BTS members.

by JIMIN'S WATERBOTTLE December 24, 2018

Army

People who will always Adore and protect their BTS from any costs

BTS: You can hate BTS, but you can never hate ARMYs
ARMYs: You can hate us, but you can never hate our boys

by Army <3 July 3, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018

army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018

Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.

Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,

by The real God emperor May 14, 2018