walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015

admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.

Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?

by Asshandle June 26, 2015

taco anus

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term

Chris........you're such a taco anus

by Scortese September 21, 2016

crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.

TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.

by Kriker August 24, 2016

weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

Candy anus

Noun- a sweet tasting anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

shaved anus

a anus made hairless by the owner with a razer blade

buzz buzz snip snip shaved anus

by picklelicker999 August 28, 2016