by AlfredGyra December 15, 2020

Anus is the class clown in your school, they are very annoying but also has a crush on you. But whenever they get mad they often call people names, like peanut, biscuit, bloody bitch, and phony. They are a cat and a fish but can also turn into a human, if you ever make Anus mad then they will erase you, if you ever start dating Anus, you are considered unlucky.
by Wasgkudoflfl September 2, 2023

The Walmart spark logo totally looks like an 8-bit anus. Like, if they showed you Donkey Kong's asshole in 1982, that's totally what it would have looked like. Just try to unsee it.
by Air Base Hooker January 21, 2022

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.
by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 29, 2020

Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device
by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022
