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admiral anus 

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
admiral anus by Asshandle June 26, 2015
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taco anus 

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term
Chris........you're such a taco anus
taco anus by Scortese September 21, 2016

crunchy anus 

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.
crunchy anus by Kriker August 24, 2016

weed anus 

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole
Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus
weed anus by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

Candy anus 

Noun- a sweet tasting anus
Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity
Candy anus by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

shaved anus

a anus made hairless by the owner with a razer blade
buzz buzz snip snip shaved anus
shaved anus by picklelicker999 August 28, 2016